Yep, I'm taking my Humungus Machine on a car cruise tomorrow. This will be the same cruise I was on last year, when someone messed with my ride. You can bet your ass my head will be on a swivel looking for that asshole.
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Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
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Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
"I'll see you on the road!"
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
Take a friend, Dave. better yet, take two. Never leave the Machine unattended. If you happen to run across that ass-clown, give him a boot to the ribs for me while you're stomping his low-octane ass.
"There are over 550 million smallarms in worldwide circulation. That's one weapon for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
I just got back from cruising around for three hours. I was ready to wage war, but I didn't see the ass-clown.
I had a great time and I got a ton of compliments on the Machine. There is no feeling quite like driving by a dozen cops in a questionably-legal vehicle and having them do nothing but look. There was this one idiot in a 5.0 Mustang who pulled up next to me and asked "Is that a 6 cylinder?" Um, hello?!? You can SEE the freaking engine AND HEAR IT!!! I just shook my head and looked at his dumb ass and said "No, it's not a 6 cylinder."
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I had a great time and I got a ton of compliments on the Machine. There is no feeling quite like driving by a dozen cops in a questionably-legal vehicle and having them do nothing but look. There was this one idiot in a 5.0 Mustang who pulled up next to me and asked "Is that a 6 cylinder?" Um, hello?!? You can SEE the freaking engine AND HEAR IT!!! I just shook my head and looked at his dumb ass and said "No, it's not a 6 cylinder."
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
Bummer that the Machine molester didn't show. But he may turn up at the next cruise. And you must get the flame throwers sorted out. When Mustang guy made the 6 cylinder remark, that would have been a perfect time to hit the switch and make a little fire. Maybe next time.
"There are over 550 million smallarms in worldwide circulation. That's one weapon for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
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waynegt351
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
hey humvee what did this clown do to your ride last time ?
speed is just a question of money,how fast do you wana go !!
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
The details are here: http://www.madmaxmovies.com/forum/viewt ... f=5&t=9108
Basically some asshole tore off all the exposed wires and trans/brake lines. I had it parked and while I stepped away one of my radiator hoses burst, spraying coolant on the front of his car. I told him I would pay for it if need be, and I left to get a new hose. When I came back that's how I found my Machine.
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Basically some asshole tore off all the exposed wires and trans/brake lines. I had it parked and while I stepped away one of my radiator hoses burst, spraying coolant on the front of his car. I told him I would pay for it if need be, and I left to get a new hose. When I came back that's how I found my Machine.
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
"I'll see you on the road!"
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
and I thought my car stood out on the road...
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow
Great video. The machine still catches the eye between al those other special cars. 
"UNDERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.